I think it’s no secret that I’m an absolute crazy cat lady. If you follow me on Twitter or Snapchat you’ll have seen millions of photos of my kitty, Bubbles, and lets face it… you all want her. In all seriousness though she is my best friend. I genuinely don’t understand why people don’t like cats, JUST LOOK AT THEIR SQUISHY FACES!
Anyway… when Bubs was being a little cutie the other day I decided to take a few photos of her and this led me on to the idea of writing this post – because, I’m afraid, I 100% prefer cats to humans.
And here’s why.
They’re really fluffy, enough said.
A cat meowing is the cutest thing on the planet
Purring is much more relaxing to hear than snoring
It doesn’t hurt as much when they jump on you
They don’t tell you your bum looks too big in anything
They don’t steal the sheets in bed
Cats don’t make much mess, washing or rubbish
They don’t talk while you’re watching a film
Cats will never argue with you, therefore you are always right
They let you watch want you want on the TV
When you get home they run up to the door to see you (can’t wait for the day a human does that to me)
They don’t make fun of you if they catch you talking to yourself
They can’t drive the wrong way in car parks, because they don’t drive
Even when they’re mad they’re still really cute and fluffy
They don’t spam you with candy crush invites
Cats laugh at every single one of your jokes (I swear)
You can buy food for two people and not have to share it
Cats don’t care if you don’t shave your legs (for weeks)
Making them food requires no effort
They love everyone who walks through the door, even the bitches
Cat cuddles > human cuddles
It only takes a hair band to entertain them for 2 hours (that’s where they all go!!)
They sleep all the time so I feel less guilty for sleeping in till 11am
Cats are easy to read, they only ever want a stroke or want food
You don’t have to buy clothes for cats, so you can buy more for yourself
Cats don’t forget to text back, because their fluffy paws can’t use phones in the first place
They don’t cancel plans because they’re always there
‘If I fits, I sits’ isn’t as cute when it comes to humans trying it
They don’t judge you for not showering and staying in your pj’s all day
You don’t have to worry about cats falling for other humans
Fluffy cat paws > human hands
I accidentally took this one mid-yawn and I laughed for a long time about it.
PLEASE can you all comment if you’re cat mad so I feel like less of a freak. If you have a cutie little kitty that you want to show me then make sure you tweet me!
Do you prefer cats to humans?
Lol, until next time,