Why I Love Cats More Than Humans

I think it’s no secret that I’m an absolute crazy cat lady. If you follow me on Twitter or Snapchat you’ll have seen millions of photos of my kitty, Bubbles, and lets face it… you all want her. In all seriousness though she is my best friend. I genuinely don’t understand why people don’t like cats, JUST LOOK AT THEIR SQUISHY FACES!

Anyway… when Bubs was being a little cutie the other day I decided to take a few photos of her and this led me on to the idea of writing this post – because, I’m afraid, I 100% prefer cats to humans.

And here’s why.

They’re really fluffy, enough said.

A cat meowing is the cutest thing on the planet

Purring is much more relaxing to hear than snoring

It doesn’t hurt as much when they jump on you

They don’t tell you your bum looks too big in anything

They don’t steal the sheets in bed

Cats don’t make much mess, washing or rubbish

They don’t talk while you’re watching a film

Cats will never argue with you, therefore you are always right

They let you watch want you want on the TV

When you get home they run up to the door to see you (can’t wait for the day a human does that to me)

They don’t make fun of you if they catch you talking to yourself

They can’t drive the wrong way in car parks, because they don’t drive

Even when they’re mad they’re still really cute and fluffy

They don’t spam you with candy crush invites

Cats laugh at every single one of your jokes (I swear)

You can buy food for two people and not have to share it

Cats don’t care if you don’t shave your legs (for weeks)

Making them food requires no effort

They love everyone who walks through the door, even the bitches

Cat cuddles > human cuddles

It only takes a hair band to entertain them for 2 hours (that’s where they all go!!)

They sleep all the time so I feel less guilty for sleeping in till 11am

Cats are easy to read, they only ever want a stroke or want food

You don’t have to buy clothes for cats, so you can buy more for yourself

Cats don’t forget to text back, because their fluffy paws can’t use phones in the first place

They don’t cancel plans because they’re always there

‘If I fits, I sits’ isn’t as cute when it comes to humans trying it

They don’t judge you for not showering and staying in your pj’s all day

You don’t have to worry about cats falling for other humans

Fluffy cat paws > human hands

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I accidentally took this one mid-yawn and I laughed for a long time about it.

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PLEASE can you all comment if you’re cat mad so I feel like less of a freak. If you have a cutie little kitty that you want to show me then make sure you tweet me!

Do you prefer cats to humans?

Lol, until next time,

R x

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51 Comments

  1. 20th November 2015 / 12:20 pm

    You caught me, cat mad! Just ask one of my six cats.. oops!

    • 20th November 2015 / 7:50 pm

      Haha! You’re in safe hands with me!! I’d love 6 cats!

      R xoxo

  2. 20th November 2015 / 12:23 pm

    Preach! I love my cat, but unfortunately she DOES steal the covers or sleeps somewhere super awkward on the bed so I can’t have covers. My favourite thing about my cat is when I’m up working late at night she’ll sit on the lid of my laptop as if to say, ‘No you have done enough go to bed,’ so sweet!

    Hannah | Granite City Girl x

    • 20th November 2015 / 7:51 pm

      True, sometimes the cat sleeps in the middle of the bed and doesn’t move… makes for an uncomfortable sleep! Awww thats so sweet!

      R xoxo

  3. 20th November 2015 / 1:51 pm

    I love my cat, Bear so much. He’s sassy though, when you stroke him and he’s had enough, he’ll put his paw on your hand and push it away 😛 x

    • 20th November 2015 / 7:51 pm

      I love it when cats act really sassy! They’re such divas!

      R xoxo

  4. 20th November 2015 / 1:52 pm

    I love this post so much and your cat is the cutest ever ! It is so true I would rather live in a world with cats because they are just the best. I will also tweet you a picture of my cat Cookie !
    Saira X
    Throughtheglitterglass.wordpress.com x

    • 20th November 2015 / 7:52 pm

      A world of cats sounds amazing, right?!?!!! Ah you’re cat is soooo cute!!

      R xoxo

    • 20th November 2015 / 7:53 pm

      She’s a right beaut thing isn’t she! I love dogs too but cats are my thing <3

      R xoxo

  5. 20th November 2015 / 6:27 pm

    Cute read and such a cute cat!!

    xxMel
    goldrusssh.blogspot.com

    • 20th November 2015 / 7:53 pm

      Thank you Mel!! She’s a cutie right?!

      R xoxo

    • 21st November 2015 / 10:01 am

      Isn’t she the most beaut thing ever?!!? She’s prettier than me!!

      R xoxo

  6. 20th November 2015 / 9:16 pm

    Hey!
    I really love your post!
    Your cat is a british shorthair one? Mine, too! They are the cutest! ❤️
    The candy crash-Point is so funny! I hate this invitations!

    Wish you a nice Caturday tomorrow!

    • 21st November 2015 / 10:01 am

      Hiya! Yeah Bubbles is a British blue shorthair – they’re SO cute!!

      Thank you! <3

      R xoxo

    • 21st November 2015 / 10:02 am

      She’s a little cutie pie!! I love dogs too and would feel the same way about a little pup, but I’m not allowed a dog *cries*!

      R xoxo

  7. Sophie
    21st November 2015 / 11:45 am

    Omg, Bubbles is so cute!! I love her squishy face! How old is she? I’m definitely cat crazy too, I’m obsessed with my cat Missy (aka Missy Moo). The best sound ever has to be a cats purr, it’s so calming <3
    http://sophie-georgia.blogspot.co.uk

    • 22nd November 2015 / 4:24 pm

      Bubbles is nearly 10 but to me she’s still a little kitten! Aww Missy is a cute name for a cat. A cat purring is so calming but when I’m trying to sleep my cat purrs so loud I can’t sleep haha!

      R xoxo

    • 22nd November 2015 / 4:25 pm

      Glad it’s not just me!! They’re such cute fluffy things! Thank you lovely <3

      R xoxo

  8. 22nd November 2015 / 5:50 am

    Everything in this post is so true! I will always miss my cat, but cannot wait until the day I get another one (or three!)
    Your cat looks adorable!

    http://www.justbeingbrooklyn.com

    • 22nd November 2015 / 4:25 pm

      Haha thanks! I have 2 cats and every year I always want a new one, I just love how cute newborn kittens are!

      R xoxo

  9. Kelly Hoggons
    22nd November 2015 / 3:11 pm

    I really want to steal Bubbles such a cutie pie. And i definitely agree with everything on this list! Number one cat lady, me

    • Kelly Hoggons
      22nd November 2015 / 3:13 pm

      So I put emoji in this comment and they’re not showing and now it just looks like I can’t use grammar haha

      • 22nd November 2015 / 4:26 pm

        Haha she’s such a cutie isn’t she!! You can’t steal her I’m afraid 😉 and ahaha i’ll let you off with the emojis and the grammar 😉

        R xoxo

    • 23rd November 2015 / 11:06 am

      So many people are mad cat ladies, I LOVE IT!

      R xoxo

    • 23rd November 2015 / 11:06 am

      Haha I do love dogs as well, and I’d be the same if I owned a dog – but not allowed a pup *cries*

      R xoxo

    • 23rd November 2015 / 11:08 am

      I would be dog mad too if I had one, don’t worry!! Just not allowed a little doggy (waaaaaah!!)

      R xoxo

  10. 22nd November 2015 / 9:00 pm

    I am actually in love with how cute your cat is! How adorable, I love this post as it’s so unique and fun to read, I also prefer cats to humans :’) xx

    • 23rd November 2015 / 11:08 am

      Isn’t she a cutie!! Thank you Olivia, haha they’re so cute and fluffy!

      R xoxo

  11. 22nd November 2015 / 10:10 pm

    Damn your kitty is too adorable, the mid-yawn pic is so cute, my little guy just looks evil mid-yawn!
    As soon as I saw the title of this post i knew I had to read it, it’s like you were calling to the cat lady in me and, honest, all of these are 100% accurate and I support them, I’m also glad I’m not alone on this one!

    Dana || fashion-dew.blogspot.com

    • 23rd November 2015 / 11:09 am

      Isn’t that such a cute photo?!!? She looks so soppy haha! I’m glad I’m not the only one too, I’m so cat mad!

      R xoxo

    • 23rd November 2015 / 11:10 am

      Thank you! She is a little beauty and she’s so fluffy! And yeah me too, they’re just so cuddly all the time… except when they’re having a ‘funny 5 minutes’

      R xoxo

  12. 1st December 2015 / 5:55 pm

    Your cat is so cute! I laughed so hard while reading it, a lot of them are so true 😀

    • 2nd December 2015 / 6:08 pm

      Isn’t she adorable?!?! Haha, they are so true!

      R xoxo

    • 11th December 2015 / 5:37 pm

      Isn’t she the cutest little thing?!!? You NEED to get a cat!

      R xoxo

  13. Issy Hampson
    19th December 2015 / 10:20 am

    Once you have one, you completely relate to this post!!

  14. TH
    19th December 2015 / 6:44 pm

    I love cats and MAC makeup….lol

    • 20th December 2015 / 11:06 am

      Haha me too! My two fave things!

      R xoxo

  15. Jojolipgloss
    30th December 2015 / 6:26 pm

    I ❤️ Cats! And I totally prefer them (and all other animals) to humans! Your cat is gorgeous. Jo

    • 31st December 2015 / 10:35 am

      Me too haha! Isn’t she beaut?! I love her so much!

      R xoxo

  16. 11th January 2016 / 5:23 pm

    I’m totally a crazy cat lady too! We have two girls that are around 7 months old now and we got them a bit more than one month ago. I have already decided that we shall adopt two more when we get a bigger place. But my partner don’t really know that I’m actually mean that and arent just joking around.

    • 11th January 2016 / 8:18 pm

      Oh my, they sound ADORABLE!! I would have a million cats if I could, I wish I could live in a huge mansion full of kitties!

      R xoxo

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